It's ancient Egypt, bro. We can both be moon gods. It's a big piece of rock, after all. We'll work together.

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Mom! I'm old enough to remember!

You're never too old to take Vitamin D, kiddo.

It's not my fault that you bet a portion of moonlight in the game we played. I won the game fair and square. At the end, I got the moonlight.

You didn't have to put it in your crown! I feel like you're mocking me whenever I see you.

Well, if you didn't want the moon to shine more dimly sometimes, you shouldn't have bet anything.

What's that?

Oh, Tut, you're so naïve and young. During this big party, my statue, along with those of my parents, Amun and Mut, travel from Karnak to Luxor.

Sounds like fun. I'll come this year.

You might not recognize me: I'll be all dolled up!

I appreciate the compliments, Hattie, but I'm a bit young—or old, depending on how I'm portrayed in statuary—for you.

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Are you gonna moon everyone? Ha, ha.

It'll be full moon, bro, in more ways than one.

What if I win, though? You're the god of the sun—you can burn me to a crisp if you're unhappy.

I'll keep myself under control. I promise.

Not tonight, bro. I have a date with destiny—or is that the goddess of destiny? Wait… I thought I helped control destiny.

Our pantheon's pretty complicated. I can't blame you for getting mixed up.