Loki's Police Reports

Loki's Police Reports

Sif's Golden Hair and the Gifts of the Dwarves

Wanted for grand theft, for stealing Sif's hair.Case Status: Prosecution suspended when suspect made restitution by getting new, magical hair for Sif from the dwarves, and providing the gods with s...

Loki's Monstrous Brood

Wanted for world endangerment. Suspect's romantic entanglement with the giantess Angrboda produced dangerous monsters that are prophesied to bring about the end of the world.Case Status: Pending.

Freyja's Wonderful Necklace

Wanted for defamation of character and libel, for spreading a rumor that Freyja slept with four dwarves in exchange for the necklace Brisingamen.Case Status: Dismissed when the rumors proved...

Idunn's Apples of Youth

Wanted for the kidnapping of Idunn.Case Status: Prosecution suspended when suspect made restitution by returning Idunn and her immortality-bestowing apples to the Aesir gods.

Thor and the Jotun Geirrod

Wanted for reckless endangerment for luring Thor into the hall of the giant Geirrod without his hammer.Case Status: Pending.

The Death of Balder

Wanted for murder for tricking Balder's blind brother, Hod, into shooting him, and guiding the fatal shot.Case Status: Suspect prosecuted, found guilty, and sentenced to imprisonment and torture f...

Ragnarok, the Destiny of the Gods

Wanted for the murder of Heimdall.Case Status: Pending.

Police Commendations for Cleverness

For taking the shape of a beautiful mare, distracting the stallion Svadilfari, and birthing the eight-legged horse Sleipnir in the case of The Walling of Asgard.For disguising himself as a bridesma...