Um, you ate people.

Hey, it's not like there was a Whole Foods in the Labyrinth.

You said it.

Mos def.

Hissssss!

Right? I mean, all these heroes are just as brutal as we are. Theseus murdered me in my own home, for crying out loud.

I'll do you one better: Perseus snuck in my cave while I was asleep and chopped off my head.

How about this? I had some punk kid working to kill me: he even got Medea to make something that knocked me out before he killed me.

Hissssss....Heraclesssssssssssssss...hiss...hiss.

Maybe us "monsters" ought to get together and teach these heroes some manners.

Now yr talkin.

MOS DEF!

HISSSSSSSS!

Whatever...

Bring it on.

We will destroy you.

Oh, please. I'm so bored!

YOU'RE ALL DEAD! Calm down. This is my underworld and it's going to stay peaceful. Or else!

Well, I think that's very unfair.

Totes.

Mom, you just let your husband lock me up in a Labyrinth.

Hey, you ate the nanny. What was I supposed to do?

Love me. Why couldn't you ever just love me?

She did love you. She cried every night.

Oh, yeah? Did you cry when you helped Theseus kill me?

I was in love with him—what do you want from me?

I'm glad he ditched you on that island. I wish you'd died there.

Hey, now, that's my wife.

Asterion, it's statements like that that make everybody call you a monster.

I'm only the monster you've made me…

[Crunch. Gulp.] Yum.