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Apophis Spotter's Guide

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Spotter's Guide

Trust us: You really don't want to see Apophis. But just in case you do happen to run into the embodiment of all the evil that's ever existed, here's a quick identification guide. You know—so you can start running. As fast as humanly possible.

Sex: Male
Age: Adult
Build: I'm pretty muscular for a giant scary serpent, if I do say so myself.
Complexion: I'm usually sporting dark black scales—some say they're golden, but it's hard to see in eternal darkness. My head is made of flint, and filled with very nasty teeth.
Hair Color:None… I'm a serpent, remember?
Facial Hair:
Again, people: none.
None, even though Seth cuts me up every sunrise.
Jewelry and Accessories:
Good grief—none.
What kind of serpent wears clothes? Not this guy.
I don't seem to need any.
Type of Weapon:
Ultimate evil doesn't need a weapon to be dangerous.

Typical Companions:

All the baddest baddies of history

Known Hangouts:

Outside creation
Crime scenes
Inside every evil word and thought
House Slytherin

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