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Trust us: You really don't want to see Apophis. But just in case you do happen to run into the embodiment of all the evil that's ever existed, here's a quick identification guide. You know—so you can start running. As fast as humanly possible.
Sex: Male
Age: Adult
Build: I'm pretty muscular for a giant scary serpent, if I do say so myself.
Complexion: I'm usually sporting dark black scales—some say they're golden, but it's hard to see in eternal darkness. My head is made of flint, and filled with very nasty teeth.
Hair Color:None… I'm a serpent, remember?
Facial Hair: Again, people: none.
Scars/Marks/Tattoos: None, even though Seth cuts me up every sunrise.
Jewelry and Accessories: Good grief—none.
Clothing: What kind of serpent wears clothes? Not this guy.
Armor: I don't seem to need any.
Type of Weapon: Ultimate evil doesn't need a weapon to be dangerous.
Evil
Disorder
Destruction
Lies
Violence
All the baddest baddies of history
Outside creation
Crime scenes
Shadows
Inside every evil word and thought
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