Odysseus (Ulysses)'s Conversations
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I still miss you, Odysseus.
He always thought I was the most beautiful woman he'd been with. He told me so. Didn't you, Odysseus?
I doubt that, you ugly old witch.
Who did he come home to? Huh?! Who?!
No, I want everybody to know once and for all. Who do you really love?
Seven years together, Odysseus. Didn't it mean anything to you?
You're still sleeping in the courtyard tonight.
Somehow the Underworld seemed a lot more exciting when I visited it while I was alive.
Absolutely not.
Thought of a great new party game: Pin the Spear on the Cyclops's Face.
That's not funny.
If you were all still alive, I swear by Poseidon I would find a way to eat you.
Playing chess with my great grandfather, Hermes, tonight.
I'll hide the good silverware.
Thinking about going on a little cruise down the River Acheron this evening.
Please don't do it, Odysseus. I probably won't see you again for twenty years.
Odysseus, I love you. You're brilliant. But you're obviously not the best navigator there ever was.
Back off my man, you tart.