Renenutet's Conversations

Renenutet's Conversations

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Seth

Renenutet, what's the deal? Why are you scaring off long-snouted mouses, one of my fave animals?

Renenutet

Uh... because they're trying to raid the granaries I protect. Duh.

Seth

They can't even have a little bit?

Renenutet

Nope. Bring it up with the pharaoh if you want.

Renenutet

Renenutet is happily scything grain in the fields for the harvest.

Sobek

Hey, baby. Wanna go get a drink after work?

Renenutet

Uh... I can't remember if we're married or not.

Sobek

Sometimes we are, sometimes we aren't. But does it matter? I'm buying.

Renenutet

I'm in! But I'll only have a ginger ale.

Sobek

Sobek threw a stuffed crocodile at Renenutet.

Hapi

Ren, when are we going to get together to play Senet?

Renenutet

Next Tuesday?

Hapi

I've got swim lessons that day.

Renenutet

You can't swim?

Hapi

I'm learning!

Renenutet

Does anyone wanna come cuddle with a snake? I won't bite—well, I can't promise.

Wadjet

Let's go scare off some Hittites from Rameses II.

Renenutet

Why do you get such a rush from scaring people?

Wadjet

It's fang power!

Renenutet

Renenutet is wrapping a mummy in some lovely linen strips. He's one lucky fella.

Amon

Ren, can I get some good luck for my trip down the Nile tomorrow?

Renenutet

Sure. Don't wanna drown?

Amon

And get eaten by crocs or hippos? No thanks!

Renenutet

Renenutet is playing the slots at the Thebes Casino. Wish her luck! Oh, wait... she can do that for herself.

Amenhotep III

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