Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Good vs. Evil Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

Quote #1

MOFF JERJERROD: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
DARTH VADER: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
MOFF JERJERROD: I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
DARTH VADER: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

We're pretty sure he's not talking about cupcakes. Darth Vader is intimidating, both in his words and in his looming presence, and he rules through fear, not respect. The black suit and mask ensemble helps, too.

Quote #2

MOFF JERJERROD: The Emperor's coming here?
DARTH VADER: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
MOFF JERJERROD: We shall double our efforts.
DARTH VADER: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

Darth Vader may be evil, but the Emperor? He's really evil. When Vader tells Jerjerrod that The Emperor's going to pop in for a visit, Jerjerrod looks like he might wet himself.

Quote #3

JABBA THE HUTT: There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

He may be a giant, oozing slug, but next to The Emperor and Darth Vader, Jabba is a third-tier villain. Still, he's pure evil. We mean, c'mon: The dude keeps a rancor for a pet and feeds people to it for giggles.