Exactly how steamy is this story?
G
Based on steaminess alone, we give Revenge of the Witch a wholesome G. Tom doesn't have an inkling of romance toward Alice, not even after she stops him from almost getting killed multiple times. We guess it's hard to get in the mood when witches are slithering around like puddles of snot, skeletons are digging their way out of their graves, and children are being kidnapped and buried alive.