Romulus and Remus's Conversations

Romulus and Remus's Conversations

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Remus

Romulus sucks!

Romulus

You suck!

Remus

You killed me!

Romulus

You should've been tougher.

Remus

You jumped me when I wasn't expecting it.

Boys, boys... settle down.

Romulus

Why would you want that, Dad? Aren't you the god of war?

Good point. Go ahead and fight.

Romulus

Remus sucks!

Remus

Romulus sucks!

Lupa

Snarrrrrrrrrrllllllllll....aaaahhhhhwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo!

Romulus

Ah, hey Lupa. How's it going?

Remus

Yeah, hey Lupa.

Lupa

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Romulus

Glad to hear it.

Remus

Hey, answer me something. If you'd been starving when you found us as babies, which one of us would you have eaten first?

Lupa

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrsnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

Remus

I knew it was Romulus.

Romulus

She's talking about you, idiot.

Remus

No way.

Romulus

Your wolf-speak has gotten really bad over the years.

Rhea Sylvia

I wish you boys wouldn't fight so much.

Remus

Sorry, mom.

Romulus

It's in our blood.

Rhea Sylvia

I should've taken you to live with me and your step dad, Tiberius, when you were kids.

Remus

Living under a river would've been lame.

Rhea Sylvia

Be nice. Tiberius is a nice river god and he saved all our lives.

Whatever, they're right. He's lame.

Rhea Sylvia

And you wonder why we didn't work out.

Romulus

My brother and I may have our differences, but it was awesome when we fought together to get our granddad, Nomitor, back his throne.

Remus

Yeah, Uncle Amulius was a total jerk wad.

Romulus

Did he really think he could get away with it?

Amulius

I would've gotten away with it if wasn't for you meddling kids.