I'll pass. Thx.

Ah come on. We had fun, didn't we?

Sorry, buddy.

I gave you that awesome fleece. Didn't you like it?

Yeah, it's nice.

It's because I'm too hairy, isn't it?

Kind of.

I have goat legs. I'd look ridiculous if I shaved them.

You could at least wax your chest.

No deal.

I don't do mornings. You get up too early for me.

I'm the dawn goddess. I have to get up early.

I'm the moon goddess. I have to stay up all night.

Okay, how about we hit up an afternoon happy hour?

That's when I take my bath in Oceanus. A moon goddess has got to look good for her nightly chariot ride.

Why don't you want to hang out with me, really? Because you think I'm prettier than you?

It's because you say things like that.

Sorry sis, I've just been a little down lately.

Bro, you really need to get over that whole Apollo thing.

He took my job! Why does he get to drive the Sun across the sky?

That's just the way it goes sometimes, you know? That's just the way it goes sometimes, you know?

It didn't make you mad when Artemis took over your job?

That's just a rumor...

You mean, you're still in the moon business? AAHHHHHHHHH!

Helios, I really think you ought to get a hobby.

Wow. Okay, stalker.

What's that stupid shepherd got that I don't have?

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

But he's asleep all the time.

It keeps him young.

How can that possibly be entertaining for you?

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Hilarious.