Yes, son?

You need to move a few miles to your left.

Why? Nut's not falling.

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No, but your foot is in my eye.

Whoops! Sorry.

What's the meaning of this?

I can't breathe here. Help?

So, are you going to apologize?

Who, me? I didn't do anything! I woke up to find myself underwater in the wrong places.

Not you. Your father.

I didn't know you were mad, dear?

Tefnut, stop taking your rage out on mortals. You'll kill them.

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Most of humanity likes this.

Oh, all right.

Money? What do we need money for?

We don't, but just listen. I'm going to rent out space in me.

Rent out space? What? Why?

Airplanes, my dear. Without me, they can't fly. It's time they paid up.

Do I get half the take?

Whatever for?

Well, it's nighttime on half of Geb all the time. Planes don't just fly in the day, Dad.

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She's got a point.

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Look what a little candy and soda can do with air and moisture.

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Horus the Elder likes this.

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Horus the Younger likes this.

That. Is. So. COOL.

I'm not cleaning that up.

What a waste of perfectly good candy.

Bes likes this.

Hello there!

Wow! Long time no see.

Sorry. I've been away.

Things good, bro?

Not really.

Oh no! What happened?

I had to move.

You mean we imprisoned you in Tartarus.

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Yeah.

After we cut off your…you know.

No!

No!

Oh, yes.

Harsh.

Harsh? You think? He put my beautiful babies in prison.

Beautiful? Three of them had only one eye, and the other three had hundreds of hands!

Kronos still has my sickle.

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Did I say beautiful? I meant adorable….