What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfUimq2KeI

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He's back, dude! The Prince of Darkness is back. Rock on! \m/

I don't remember putting out a metal album.

Ha ha. I'm talking about Ozzy.

But I'm the Prince of Darkness.

You sure about that?

There's probably more than one, Sokar.

I don't think so.

You're welcome. But for what?

For darkness.

Most people hate darkness. What's different for you?

I sell night lights.

I see.

Keep up the good work.

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Excellent, kid. You taking lessons?

Nah. I thought I'd try to teach myself first. But I could probably use a few pointers.

You should check out Thor von Clemson's Advanced Fast-Hand Finger Wizard Master Class, man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aco04Rvg0tI

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This rocks!

Just make sure you don't burn the popcorn again.

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That's my boy!

That's not MY boy. Who's Princess Alexalina?

Oh! Um.

Cool! Count me in.

Horus the Elder and I will totally be there. Should we bring the booze?

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Would love to go, man, long as it's after dark.

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Duh! Of course it's after dark.

Why don't you ever have a daytime event? So unfair.

Because YOU have the boat then?

Oh, right.

Getting old, Ra?

You shut up.

And some people say I'm the god of death. What gives?

You're all wrong. I'm the god of death. I'm the king of the land of the dead, and I'm the only god who's actually dead. It doesn't get more dead than me.

I'm the only god who's a murderer. Do I count?

No.

I wasn't asking you, greenie.

You're all gods of the dead.

But how do you know?

Because death's big enough for all of us.

But I'm still the king of all of you.

Yeah, yeah. We heard you the first time.

What do you mean? I do everything in the dark. Why do you ask?

Well, being the sun and all, I don't really understand darkness. The only darkness I ever see is shadows, and when I get near them, they go away. I don't think they like me.

It's nothing personal, Your Majesty. You're just… bright.

Does that mean you don't like me either?

No, no, I like you just fine! It's just hard to be around when you're so shiny.

You get used to it.

Eventually, the darkness starts to be friendly, too.

See? They came over to my side, Ra. Sometimes we even hang out together, as one big happy divine supergroup! You could join us.

No, he couldn't.

Why not?

You don't want the sun to go dark. Trust me.