Stephen Greenblatt's Social Media
Shmoop eavesdrops on your favorite critic's online convos.
Hey, friend! How ya feelin' today?
Um, like in The Sixth Sense?
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No! Ugh... I thought you understood me! I thought my life's work made sense to you!
Dude! Chill...
Suit yourself.
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Don't you ever wish you could reach across time and space and connect with the greats of the past?
I'm just gonna leave this here...
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Everything you do is a piece a crap.
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You know, there's a name for people like you who go around name-calling and basically wreaking havoc in academia.
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Maybe that would make you actually put a personal stake in your work instead of just historicizing all the blood-and-guts realness out of literature all the time. C'mon, what do you actually think about anything?
Hey, buddy! Loved working on Cardenio with you. Hit me up if you ever wanna collaborate again.
Dude, same goes for me. Love our talks, and working together would be tops.
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You should blush. You owe me a debt of gratitude. You owe your entire "methodology" to me, and you didn't mention me once in The Swerve. Where would you and your precious New Historicism be without me and my work?
Aw, but look at that smile... he's so jolly... just ask him about his favorite sonnet. Go ahead, see his face light up!
I desire to speak with the dead.