The Clouds Foolishness and Folly Quotes

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Quote #1

It's you, dear lad, who's been rolling—in my money. / And now I've been served papers, and other creditors are threatening to sue me. (33-34)

Strepsiades's son, Pheidippides, is bad about money, and after footing the bill for his son's fun-time activities (such as a fondness for horse racing) for a while, Strepsiades has got creditors after him. You'll soon find that Strepsiades and Pheidippides are both pretty ridiculous people who make foolish choices basically all the time.

Quote #2

Hey now, be quiet! Don't speak childishly. / And have a care about your father's daily bread. / Lay off the racing and join their company. (105-108)

Strepsiades has cooked up the plan that Pheidippides should go to the local Thinkery and figure out how to talk his way out of their debts. The irony is that his plan is pretty ridiculous and childish (seriously, don't only children expect to avoid the consequences of their actions?), but he's calling out his son's "childish" speech and behavior. Like father, like son.

Quote #3

And I won't take this setback lying down. / I'll say a little prayer and go myself / to the Thinkery to get an education. / But how's an old man like me, forgetful and dense, / to learn precise, hair-splitting arguments? (126-130)

Poor Strepsiades decides to go to the Thinkery himself when he can't get Pheidippides involved in his cause… but he's afraid he's not quite sharp enough to grasp all the material. As we'll soon find, Strepsiades isn't portrayed as the brainiest dude.

Quote #4

I'll tell you, then. But these are holy secrets. This morning Socrates asked Chaerephon / how many of its own feet a flea can jump / A flea had bitten Chaerephon on the eyebrow / and then jumped off and landed on Socrates' head. (143-146)

When Strepsiades arrives at the Thinkery, he gets a pupil to kind of show him around and give him the lay of the land. As you can see, Aristophanes's portrayal of the Thinkery's intellectual pursuits isn't exactly flattering—he clearly is trying to play up the school's teachings and "research" as dumb.

Quote #5

Our Chaerephon was asking his opinion / on whether gnats produce their humming sound / by blowing through the mouth or through the rump. (156-158)

Here's yet another example of the kind of silly questions that Socrates and his associate, Chaerephon, are portrayed as being interested in at the Thinkery. Hardly seems like great thoughts are happening. However, the pupil relays all this information with apparent reverence for his school/masters.

Quote #6

He said the gnat has a very narrow gut, / and, since the gut's so tiny, the air comes through / quite violently on its way to the little rump; / then, being an orifice attached to a narrow tube, / the asshole makes a blast from the force of air. (160-164)

The pupil continues to extol the "deep thoughts" that the Thinkery pursues, and here things get a bit more anatomy-oriented. There's quite a lot of butt and genital talk in the play, and this is just an early example—and one that highlights once again just how un-lofty the school's lessons can be.

Quote #7

Their assholes are learning astronomy on their own. (194)

And things just keep getting more ridiculous at the Thinkery. When Strepsiades sees a group of students and wants to know why they're staring at the ground with their rumps in the air, this is what the pupil replies. Because naturally, one's butt is capable of learning any subject. Maybe Shmoop should get in on the whole "learning guides for tushes" business?

Quote #8

Honored Clouds, I do revere you; / let me answer with a fart / all their thunder: that's how scared they've made me, that's how terrified! / Now, if it's allowed, or even if it's not, I need to crap! (293-295)

The play is great at juxtaposing (often faux) solemn/reverent language with utter nonsense and vulgarity, as is the case here. Strepsiades is trying to pay homage to these new "gods" he's met via Socrates (i.e., the Clouds), but apparently all the noise they made on their big entrance made him feel some serious longing for the potty. Unfortunately, he's unable to keep his thoughts to himself, much to Socrates's dismay.

Quote #9

What a moron! You're a throwback, truly a Neanderthal. (398)

Eventually, Socrates decides that Strepsiades really is beyond education/help and that he's a total "moron." Hmm, that doesn't sound like very good teacher behavior to us, but then, Aristophanes isn't really trying to make him look good.

Quote #10

You've made the younger generation uninterested in education. / Just wait until the Athenians / find out what fools you've made of them! (916-918)

This is Better Argument talking to Worse Argument. Better Argument believes that Worse Argument is playing all the kiddos for "fools" with his new magic logic that apparently turns right into wrong.