- The Destroyer arrives on Earth and starts to, um, destroy stuff.
- Thor and his friends evacuate the town while the Destroyer goes berserk.
- Sif and the Warriors Three attempt to fight it off, and have kind of a bad day on that front.
- Thor steps in front of the Destroyer and speaks to Loki through it.
- He offers to sacrifice himself in exchange for calling off the Destroyer.
- Loki agrees and the Destroyer smacks Thor dead with a single mighty blow.
- Surprise: Thor's self-sacrifice means that he's worthy to wield the hammer again.
- The hammer shoots off from its position towards Thor.
- In a blazing display of CGI, Thor is restored to life and full power.
- A serious beatdown on the Destroyer commences until the space robot is no more.
- Jane gets snuggly with Thor in his god uniform.
- Thor pledges an allegiance with Coulson and SHIELD, provided they give Jane all her stuff back.
- Coulson agrees, and Thor and the gang head out to the desert to return to Asgard.
- Big kiss for Jane…and Thor promises to return once he's pummeled Loki good.