The Threepenny Opera Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG-13

Nothing happens onstage, in view of the public, but there is plenty of talk about… um, it. Mac is always, well, macking on someone, whether it's Polly, Lucy, or his friends at the house of ill repute. The thing is, though, that most of the bawdy talk is hidden in the songs. You could probably take an oblivious kid to see the play and they might never even realize the steaminess that's going on.