Shmoop's Essay Lab Makes Writing Better
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." - Yogi Berra
"Ninety percent of life is just showing up." - Woody Allen
"Ninety percent of everything is crap." - Sturgeon's Law
By the transitive property, then: "Ninety percent of crap is showing up half mental." - Shmoop's Law
Just kidding. This is the real Shmoop's Law: Ninety percent of writing is thinking.
Shmoop's Essay Lab will help you sharpen your own ideas, then guide you through writing them. You'll get more out of the Essay Lab if you start early and give your ideas time to grow. Think early and think often, then write with speed and confidence.
Use our Essay Lab to guide you through writing an English paper or college essay and we guarantee* you'll end up with a paper to be proud of. So let's get thinking.
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