The Colonel Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Colonel? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What items are found at the colonel's house?


a television, a gold bell, and a newspaper
a golf club, a tee, and a bag of balls
a chess set, a copy of On the Road, a box of matches
a metal detector, a hammer, and a locket
Q. How does the colonel keep the riffraff out?


A Doberman
A team of sharpshooters
An alarm system
Broken glass along the walls
Q. On what does the colonel's wife serve coffee?


A mahogany coffee table
The back of a slave
A tray
A glass cart
Q. With whom does the colonel live?


His wife, son, and daughter
His uncle and aunt
Colonel Sanders
The Salvadoran militia
Q. What kind of window treatments does the colonel's mansion have?


Velvet curtains
Louvered blinds
White shades
Gratings