Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Sideways Stories From Wayside School? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Whose name is always up under the word discipline on the chalkboard?
Todd's
Joy's
Sammy's
Paul's
Q. How does Calvin deliver Mrs. Jewls' note to Miss Zarves?
He puts it in her mailbox.
He goes to her room on the nineteenth floor.
He doesn't.
Louis delivers it.
Q. Why doesn't Maurecia like her own flavor of ice cream?
It tastes like old bologna.
It doesn't taste like anything at all to her.
It's Rocky Road, and she hates nuts.
She hates ice cream.
Q. Which floor did the builders forget to build at Wayside School?
30
19
1
What are you talking about? They built the school perfectly.
Q. What happens to kids who've gotten their name circled and checked on the blackboard under discipline?
Mrs. Gorf turns them into an apple.
Mrs. Jewls turns them into an apple.
Louis kicks them over the fence.
They go home early on the kindergarten bus.