Spinal Tap Art and Culture Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from This is Spinal Tap.

Quote #1

FAN: It's like you become one with the guys in the band. I mean there's...there's no division, you just...the music just unites people with the players.

We hear this line at the very beginning of the movie, and it's a perfect introduction to the concept that Spinal Tap's music is art. No matter what you think of the quality, if people connect with it—if it moves them, or if they feel it speaks to them in any way whatsoever—then it is, at least on some level, art. Their lyrics must seem especially poignant if one happens to live on a sex farm.

Quote #2

MARTY: Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Regarding "Intravenus de Milo": "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

NIGEL: That's, that's nitpicking, isn't it?

Any artist has to be prepared to take criticism. Virtually no work or individual is universally adored, which means there is always going to be somebody who hates everything you do and gets paid to say so. In the case of Spinal Tap, they probably get more than their fair share of such criticism (even if it is deserved). Instead of letting reviews like this one get to them, however, they tend to ignore them, or be confused by them, or flat-out change the subject. These folks have familiarized themselves with the tools of artistic survival.

Quote #3

IAN: I mean if we had all you guys tied up, that probably woulda been fine.

Art and controversy tend to go hand-in-hand, and here Ian attempts to offer an alternative album cover image that might not have aroused such furor. He's probably dead wrong, but you have to applaud him for trying.