- Wait. Where's Billy Crystal?
- On screen, an old couple tells the story of how they met, presumably to an off-screen interviewer.
- The man was sitting in a restaurant when a beautiful girl walked in.
- He turned to his friend and said, "you see that girl? I'm going to marry her."
- And he did. Two weeks later.
- "Fifty years later, and we're still married."
- Ain't that nice?