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How to Write A Killer Thesis Statement
Thesis Sentence v. Topic Sentence
Compound Sentences vs. Complex Sentences
Ratio of Asking Questions Versus Giving Answers
Booker's Seven Plot Types
What not to do in an Introduction
How a Thesis Statement Fits With the Rest of the Essay
Freytag's Pyramid / Plot Analysis
How to Structure a Thesis Sentence
Compare and Contrast
Who Is The Protagonist
Long vs. Short Sentences
Can My 5-Paragraph Essay Have 6 Paragraphs?
How to Ask Good Questions in an Essay
Numbers at the Beginning of a Sentence
Can I End a Sentence in a Preposition?
Can My Essay Be in First Person?
Escritura no Fácil
Who is the Antagonist
How to Know If Your Thesis Sentence Is Actually a Thesis Sentence
Writing a Cohesive Essay
However at the beginning of a sentence
Choosing a Topic
Ending Sentences in Prepositions
FANBOYS at the beginning of a sentence
What is a Foil?
What's a Memoir
What Voice Should I Use in My College Application Essay?
How to Write a Concluding Sentence With a Punch
What not to do in a Conclusion
How to Know What Kind of Essay You're Writing
Top 10 Essay Writing Dont’s
How to Make anything Sound Narrative
Either or/Neither nor and both/and
How to Avoid Repetition in an Essay
Writing Grabby Intro Sentences
How Much Help from Mom Is Too Much Help from Mom?
Both Sides of the Story
Cause and Effect
Writing a Good Transition Sentence
Ethos, Pathos, Logos
Using Citations Effectively
Writing a Killer Conclusion
Inductive vs. Deductive Reasoning