That's a good question. Maybe this is poetry. A haiku, perhaps.
Either or/Neither nor and both/and
How to Structure a Thesis Sentence
Numbers at the Beginning of a Sentence
Ending Sentences in Prepositions
FANBOYS at the beginning of a sentence
Choosing a Topic
How to Know What Kind of Essay You're Writing
Who is the Antagonist
What not to do in an Introduction
How to Write a Concluding Sentence With a Punch
Who Is The Protagonist
Booker's Seven Plot Types
Escritura no Fácil
What is a Foil?
How to Avoid Repetition in an Essay
How a Thesis Statement Fits With the Rest of the Essay
How to Write A Killer Thesis Statement
Writing a Cohesive Essay
How to Ask Good Questions in an Essay
Freytag's Pyramid / Plot Analysis
Ratio of Asking Questions Versus Giving Answers
Can I End a Sentence in a Preposition?
However at the beginning of a sentence
How to Make anything Sound Narrative
Using Citations Effectively
What not to do in a Conclusion
Compound Sentences vs. Complex Sentences
How Much Help from Mom Is Too Much Help from Mom?
Long vs. Short Sentences