Fame

You'll be famous when you walk into a private school auditorium, where every eye in the place will be trained on you. Every word that falls from your lips will be jotted down and recorded as a "pearl of wisdom."

You're a rock star of the high school scene.

You'll be asked for your advice and opinion on the magic bullet to get into college, and maybe you'll even grace the pages of The Journal of College Admission.

A Kia Spectra. (Source)

However, outside of the cloistered world of academia you are just a schlub in a cardigan who makes very little money and drives a Kia.