Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

Part-Part-Time Caddie. Salary: $20,000 or less 

You tried caddying a few times at the country club, but hated giving up your weekends. Fortunately for you, that didn't end up mattering much. You spent so much time yelling on the course that every golfer at the club specifically requested to not have you as a caddie anyway.

2
25%

Know-It-All Caddie. Salary: $23,000 

You started caddying last summer so you could not only buy a car, but afford the insurance, too. You've built a great relationship with the staff at the course, but a terrible one with your friends. Every time a golf game comes on TV, you can't seem to stop talking about what you'd have done differently.

3
50%

Club Caddie. Salary: $40,000 

You caddied for your dad when you were a kid and were a natural. He taught you pretty much everything you needed to know, so when you went to get a job at a club, they hired you on the spot. You're a favorite among the regulars, and get two rounds a day—of golf, and of tips.

4
75%

Professional Caddie. Salary: $45,000 

After one of the regular golfers at your course takes a liking to you, he decides to take you with him to every competition he enters. He's not too bad, so, while you're not necessarily getting first place prize money, you're definitely making more than you did as a rent-a-caddy for the club.

5
95%

Caddie for the Big Hitters. Salary $340,000 

You know all there is to know about golf and, lucky you, your mom used to date Phil Mickelson. Since his caddie's retiring, she told him the least he could do for breaking her heart is to let you caddie one of his games. Once on the course, Phil's impressed with your natural skill and he hires you full-time.