Physical Danger
As an emergency management specialist, you laugh at physical danger. Mostly because that's someone else's problem, not yours.
Ha ha, danger.
When you say, "We need to search those flooded homes for people!" it's the royal "we," as in, "You guys need to search those flooded homes. I'm doing the heavy lifting on the phone here."
Back at the office, you will have to contend with the standard hazards of cubicle life, but frequent breaks from your computer will help stave off carpal tunnel, eye fatigue, and lower back problems from slouching too much. Listen to your mother. Don't slouch.