Alas, Babylon Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Alas, Babylon? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "I am an officer in the Reserve. I have been legally designated to keep order when normal authority breaks down"?


Randy Bragg
Mark Bragg
GI Joe
Bill McGovern
Q. Who says, "I wish we had a place of our own so I could keep you. I wish we had just one room to ourselves"?


Helen Bragg
Lib McGovern
Betty Boop
Randy Bragg
Q. Who says, "Your job is to survive because if you don't the children won't survive"?


Bill McGovern
Dan Gunn
Mark Bragg
Queen Bey
Q. Who says, "All these war scares are concocted by the Pentagon—no offense meant to your brother—to get more appropriations, and give more handouts to Europe, and jack up taxes"?


Mark Bragg
Alex Jones
Edgar Quisenberry
Bill McGovern
Q. Who say, "I've spent too many years learning how to save lives to start shooting people now"?


Dan Gunn
Randy Bragg
Malachai Henry
Dr. Doolittle