Apophis's Conversations

Apophis's Conversations

Wall

Apophis

posted a photo to his wall

Evil Minion

Something wrong with your photo.

Apophis

What do you mean?

Evil Minion

There's nothing in it.

Apophis

It's a selfie.

Evil Minion

Oh...

Neith

You didn't wish me a happy Mother's Day?

Apophis

Like I ever have?

Neith

Hm, you have a point.

Apophis

Leave me alone.

Apophis

posted to Ra's Wall: Better watch out tomorrow morning, old man. I'll be waiting.

Ra

So? We do this every morning.

Apophis

So? We do this every morning.

Ra

Dream on, snakeface. I've got the best plan.

Apophis

Oh? What's that?

Ra

Seth's going to defend me.

Seth

likes this.

The entire universe

likes this.

Apophis

Crap.

Seth

Let's get something straight, Apophis. Stop trying to friend me. No matter how many times Osiris and Isis badmouth me, no matter how many times they whine about how evil I am? You and I are not friends.

Apophis

But you aren't a good god.

Seth

Of course not. It's my job to create confusion.

Apophis

I like confusion.

Seth

And disorder.

Apophis

I like disorder.

Seth

And I throw my 4,500 nemset-weight scepter at anybody who tries to stop Ra from rising.

Apophis

Um, that's a big scepter.

Seth

I know. See you tomorrow morning.

Ra

likes this.

Apophis

writes on Seth's wall: Hey Red.

Seth

What do you want?

Apophis

You missed me.

Seth

I did NOT miss you! I splattered your brains all over the stratosphere. I'm still washing that goop out of my kilt.

Apophis

See you tomorrow morning.

Seth

You ^#@(*&!!

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