Don’t ask.

Too late, LOL.

I’m not in the mood.

What’s wrong?

Hatmehit’s on vacation with Isis.

Oh. So that means no cuddling?

I’m not going to make it all week!

Dude. My wife leaves me for half a year. I survive.

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Dude. I don’t get to see my wife at all anymore. Give us a break.

But a week!

Don’t worry. We’ll come keep you company.

Who’s we?

Me, Osiris, maybe we’ll bring Dionysus.

Happy to help, bro. Want me to bring the girls?

Uh… the ones who ripped up everything the last time they came over? No thanks.

Well, there is that. Okay, no girls. We’ll just bring the Xbox.

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That’s not funny.

Sure it is! He looks just like you when you’re pouting.

Does not.

Does too. Haven’t you noticed all the dents in the living room wall?

What? Who?

Satan. Who was once Baphomet, the Goat of Mendes! Hail Satan!

Oh, not this again.

What?

Look, kid. I’m a ram, not a goat.

Ram? Goat? You have horns, don’t you?

Yes.

And you’re a sex god, right?

I like a little loving, sure… but that’s not all I am.

So you have to be Satan!

No I don’t.

You don’t?

No. And I don’t like heavy metal OR human sacrifices.

Bummer. Hey, do you know if Satan’s online?

Get off my wall.

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Oh, this is going to be great!

Honey? You’re not invited.

But…

But nothing. See where it says GODDESS? That means not you.

But…

You heard me. You’re not invited.

This thing needs a dislike button.

Oh? What’s wrong?

Every day, I get emails about male enhancement. You know. Whatever the latest pharmaceuticals are, how to be better in bed, you name it.

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