Deirdre's Conversations
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Hey... uh. Hey.
That kid's gonna be bad news and bring a lot of ruin to Ireland because of her beauty. Let's kill her!

Don't do that. I'll keep her in seclusion until she's old enough, then I'll marry her, so no one can compete over her. I win!
Leabharcham, I want a man who looks just like this scene in front of me. Skin that's snow-white, cheeks red as the blood of that calf being skinned, and hair black as the raven swooping in on the carcass.
Don't know anyone like that except Naoise.
This Naoise! I must meet him! We shall be one!
Uh... I don't know...
Deirdre threw a rotten fish at Conchobar mac Nessa.
I love Scotland! It's cold, sure, but we're freeeee here
wants to watch a movie where the heroine gets revenge on the really bad dude. Any recommendations?
Why not a good hunky man film? I love Thor.

Deirdre, I'm sick of you whining. You're going to stay with one of the people you hate most—Eoghan, who killed Naoise.
Noooo! Fine. I'll dash my brains out on this rock. I win! You'll never have me... ever.
Does anyone know a really hot guy? I need a youngster who's worthy of my beauty.
No, you've killed too many.
Bad-tempered! Next.

OMGyou'resobeautiful. What did I do to deserve this?
I already did!
Deirdre is playing Grand Theft Auto to work out her aggression.





Rats. That's the baby in my womb making noise again!