Deirdre's Conversations

Deirdre's Conversations

Wall

Hey... uh. Hey.

Fedlimid's Wife
Cathbad

That kid's gonna be bad news and bring a lot of ruin to Ireland because of her beauty. Let's kill her!

Don't do that. I'll keep her in seclusion until she's old enough, then I'll marry her, so no one can compete over her. I win!

Leabharcham, I want a man who looks just like this scene in front of me. Skin that's snow-white, cheeks red as the blood of that calf being skinned, and hair black as the raven swooping in on the carcass.

Leabharcham

Don't know anyone like that except Naoise.

This Naoise! I must meet him! We shall be one!

Leabharcham

Uh... I don't know...

Deirdre threw a rotten fish at Conchobar mac Nessa.

Naoise

I love Scotland! It's cold, sure, but we're freeeee here

Not so fast. I gotcha! Bwahaha.

wants to watch a movie where the heroine gets revenge on the really bad dude. Any recommendations?

I suggest an action film. Maybe one with Angelina Jolie?

Freya

Why not a good hunky man film? I love Thor.

Deirdre, I'm sick of you whining. You're going to stay with one of the people you hate most—Eoghan, who killed Naoise.

Noooo! Fine. I'll dash my brains out on this rock. I win! You'll never have me... ever.

Does anyone know a really hot guy? I need a youngster who's worthy of my beauty.

I'm available.

No, you've killed too many.

I'm around... I go to war, but I'm hunky.

Bad-tempered! Next.

Have a fashion show! A man pageant.

OMGyou'resobeautiful. What did I do to deserve this?

Nada. You're a traitor—you had your guys kill the sons of Uisnach—and a pain.

Shhhh! She'll hear you.

I already did!

Deirdre is playing Grand Theft Auto to work out her aggression.

Naoise

I love you!

No, I love you more!

Naoise

No…

Cathbad

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