Interview with Eos (Aurora)
Shmoop's P.I.s recently used their awe-inspiring detective skills to hack into Eos' text messages. Read below to get a taste of what's going on in the current life of the goddess of dawn.
Memnon
June 25, 4:30 A.M.
Hey, kid. Who was that
friend u were with
yesterday morning?
Mom, don't text me so
early.
You ought to be awake.
Rise and shine! ;) Now,
who was that friend?
Not telling you.
???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how
embarrassing it is that
you try to sleep with
all my buddies?
I can't help if I have a
taste for sexy young
men.
This really is too much.
Aphrodite cursed me!
I seriously can't help it.
I'm sick of hearing that
old "Aphrodite cursed me"
excuse. She never would've
done it if you hadn't slept
with Ares.
You are seriously ungrateful.
Do you know how many
spears I deflected for you
during the Trojan War?
Not enough. Achilles'
got me.
Do you know how hard it
was to get Zeus to make you
immortal?!
It must not be too hard.
You got him to do it for
your lover, Cleitus, and
dad.
I told you not to mention
your father!
Oh, you mean Tithonus?
Stop it.
Tithonus.
I swear...
Tithonus, who you had
Zeus turn immortal without
remembering to make
him eternally young.
(crying)
Who shriveled up into a
raisin.
I turned him into a
cricket!
Great, my dad is an
immortal cricket raisin.
I'm done with this
conversation.
Fine.
FINE
June 25 5:30 A.M.
So, seriously what was
yr friend's name?
>:(
Cephalus
July 15, 12:00 P.M.
You ruined my life.
July 15, 12:30 P.M.
No response?
July 15, 1:33 P.M.
Wow. You are cold.
July 15, 2:36 P.M.
Cold as a snort.
*snake
July 15, 4:00 P.M.
Working. No time fr this.
You've already dispersed
the mists of night with
your rosy fingers.
Flying cross ski
*sky
I wish you'd never put
your rosy fingers on me.
You took me from my
wife.
Procis was cheating on you
anyway. Never shd taken
u bk to her.
She died because of you!
She followed me into the
woods thinking I was
meeting you! She hid in
that bush to spy on me!
I threw my javelin
thinking she was a boar!
YOU RUINED
EVERYTHING!
Well, she did kind of
look like a boar. JK lol
>:(