- Bond wakes up strapped to a table.
- Goldfinger taunts Bond, then fires up a giant laser which cuts through the golden table Bond is tied to. And it's heading right for Bond's groin. This is going to be a heck of a bris.
- Bond says he knows about Operation Grand Slam, and without getting any more information, Goldfinger decides Bond is worth more to him alive.
- Then Goldfinger shoots Bond with a tranquilizer gun.
- Bond wakes up with a beautiful blonde looking at him.
- The blonde says her name is Pussy Galore.
- Bond responds, "I must be dreaming."
- He's not. This woman is the pilot on Goldfinger's private jet to Kentucky.
- The only thing more ridiculous than being named Pussy Galore is the fact that the debonair globetrotter James Bond is headed to Kentucky.