- If you thought your homework was annoying, be glad your schoolbooks don't try to eat you.
- Harry is attacked by one of his books: the Monster Book of Monsters.
- It's furry, it has teeth, and it makes the Necronomicon look as cuddly as a hedgehog.
- In the hallway, Harry sees Crookshanks the cat and Scabbers the rat, which means only one thing: his two BFFs are in residence.
- Harry reunites with Ron and Hermione, and joins them and the rest of the Weasleys for a bit of brekky.
- Mr. Weasley pulls Harry aside and tells him he's in "grave danger."
- According to Mr. Weasley, Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban, not because the food was really bad, but because he wants to kill Harry Potter. Gulp.