- At dinner, there are reports of Sirius being sighted in the area.
- But don't worry. The Dementors are on guard. They kill plants just by walking by. We hope Hogwarts has the budget for extra gardeners this term.
- In Defense against the Dark Class, there's a boggart inside a wardrobe.
- What does it look like? Is it something you find inside your nose? No, that's a booger.
- Lupin teaches them the riddikulus charm to repel boggarts.
- But what boggarts really hate is laughter. Every time you watch Broad City, a boggart cries.
- Lupin brings Neville forward for a demonstration.
LUPIN: I want you to imagine Professor Snape in your grandmother's clothes.
- The wardrobe opens, and out comes Snape.
- Neville uses the charm to transform his black robes into his grandmother's furs. Frankly, Snape looks fab in that getup.
- A comic montage of shape-shifting follows.
- When it's Harry's turn, the boggart takes the form of a Dementor.
- Lupin jumps in to defend him. His fear? The full moon.
- Either he's a werewolf, or he's afraid of Snape bending over and lifting his robes.
- Lupin sends the evil scary moon away with a riddikulus charm, and we're back to normal.
- Or as normal as things get at Hogwarts.