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ROFL!

LOL that is awesome!

Are you making fun of me?

Of course not! I'm laughing. It's funny. Isn't it funny?

I guess.

What's wrong with drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants?

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Ha!

I like this one better.

No! What happened? Schedule conflict?

Osiris doesn't want to go and I don't want to go without him.

Sad! I was looking forward to cooking.

I think maybe that's the problem—he doesn't want to eat fish.

But why not? My cooking is awesome.

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He doesn't like fish anymore.

Doesn't like fish? Why not?

It's a long story. Don't ask.

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Chomp chomp… LOL

You shut up!

Yes, it is. Can I help you?

I want to go outside, but nobody will let me.

Did you ask your mother?

It has nothing to do with my mother. I'm imprisoned in this tiny tank in an aquarium.

That's barbaric! Who would do such a thing? You should write your congressman and demand to be released right away.

I did. But he didn't believe me.

Why not?

Humans don't believe orcas can write letters.

That's ridiculous. You're writing to me, aren't you?

Well, they don't believe in you, either.

Oh, we'll see about that when my children take over every harbor on the eastern seaboard.

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Well, sure, why not?

But aren't you a fish?

Sometimes.

Awkward!

But I'm not actually a fish. You know Hathor eats beef, even though she's a cow goddess, right?

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That's right. Nothing better than seared steak. Mmmm.

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Wait a minute, does that mean Anubis eats dogs?

Of course not. You people are sick.

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I love it when you talk dirty to me.

You'll love it more when I start some motion in your ocean.

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Oh my…

Will you two get a room?

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Room? Dude, we got a whole city.

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