Lugh's Conversations

Lugh's Conversations

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Cúchulainn

Hey, are you my dad?

Lugh

I think so. Why?

Cúchulainn

'Cause people told me you were my dad, not Sualtam.

Lugh

Oh, yeah. Your mom is Dechtire. She was pretty sweet...

Cúchulainn

Ew! I don't need to know that.

Lugh

Take that, Grandpa! And that!

Balor

Oww! Why are you poking me with your sword and spear?

Lugh

You're the evil king of the Fomorians, that's why.

Balor

I thought you should respect your elders!

Lugh

Forget that!

Lugh

is sending the Sons of Tuirenn out on a quest that may well mean their doom. Shh... don't tell them.

Nuada

Lugh, can you play hackeysack?

Lugh

Yes. I beat the Dagda last week.

Nuada

Man, I love you, but you can do everything!

Lugh

If it makes you feel better, I can't snap my fingers.

Dagda

Will you help us against the Fomorians?

Lugh

Of course!

Dagda

And that's not a conflict of interest at all?

Lugh

Nah. I detest Balor.

Dagda

Sounds good. Get your spear ready.

Dechtire

Oh, Lughhhh!

Lugh

Oh, hi, Dech. What's up?

Dechtire

I was wondering if you wanted to do dinner and a movie Sunday night.

Lugh

Uh...sorry...I can't. Army practice. You know. Drills.

Dechtire

Lugh, the war was over last week!

Lugh

Oh, yeah. I forgot. Gotta run!

Lugh

is playing Super Mario Brothers. Man, what a great old-school game that was.

Balor

You're going down, grandkid!

Lugh

Really? What are you gonna do? Stare at me?

Balor

If I have my glasses on, then yes!

Finn

Lugh, would you mind coming to speak at my career day?

Lugh

Sure. Why not have another hero come do it, though?

Finn

You were kinda the original hero, the guy who helped Nuada and became king of the Tuatha. The kids in my class would be really impressed.

Lugh

Sure. So long as I can wear my armor.

Dagda

smacked Lugh upside the head with a magic sword.

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