For what?

For bagging that snake that keeps trying to eat the sun boat.

Again? I just speared him yesterday.

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Not Apep, Seth. The other one.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!

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Oh, you know I'm there, babe.

Wait a minute! You promised you'd spend tomorrow night with me!

No he didn't. He promised you yesterday. I get tomorrow.

Then what day do I get? I never get any days.

Ladies, ladies! No need to fight. We can work this out. There're three of you and there're ten days in an Egyptian week.

So we each get two days?

Right.

Then who gets the tenth day?

That's for drinking with the guys.

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If you say so.

Sure. What's up?

My husband hits me when he's drunk.

Where is he?

Probably still at work, why?

Good. I have time to sharpen my spear.

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You have a hat?

Yeah, the hat with the moon disk on it.

I think maybe Khonsu's got it.

No, that's not it. Mine is pretty similar, though.

Hm… Let me get my own hat on and go look around.

About that… I still have your hat.

Oh, right, you borrowed it again, didn't you?

Well, it is pretty sweet.

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Maybe we need to ask Ptah to make us all more hats, so we don't have to share.

Tell me about it. Everybody borrows my hat.

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ROFL. FPS Montu!

Please. I never do that outside the game. Well, almost never.

This video is hilarious, but this kid needs therapy.

Hello there. Do I know you?

Heard they're calling you the god of war.

They do, and I am. So?

I'm the god of war.

I'm older than you.

I doubt that.

Whatever, dude. Stay out of Egypt and we're fine.

I will go wherever I like.

Show up on my land and we'll see about that, buddy.

If I tell everyone you're both the god of war, will you relax?

Maybe.

Maybe.