Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation, Volume I: The Pox Party? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Why does Mr. Gitney give Octavian a classical education?
so he can hear Octavian say "Veni, Vidi, Vici"
because Greek and Latin are the cornerstones of modern thought
because all slaves should be educated
to prove the ability of African people to learn and become intelligent
Q. What subjects does Octavian not learn under Mr. Gitney and the tutors?
home ec
philosophy
math
Greek and Latin
Q. How does Octavian learn how to use weights and scales?
by weighing his poop
by becoming the next Arnold Schwarznegger
by weighing gold ingots
by weighing Mr. Gitney's books
Q. What instrument does Cassiopeia learn to play from the music master?
the clavichord
the forte-piano
the harpsichord
castanets
Q. What does Octavian learn from his observations of white and black people fighting for the Patriot cause?
White folks get better accommodations than blacks.
Enslaved people fight and die for liberty even though they probably won't be freed after the war.
White people get better food than black people.
the lyrics to "Ebony and Ivory"