The Pastoral Epistles (1-2 Timothy, Titus)

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Overall, these letters are pretty tame. The Pastor mentions sex and drinking, but only to strongly advise everyone to keep things on the up and up. No sex outside of marriage or kinky stuff like sodomy (1 Timothy 1:10). And don't be a drunk (1 Timothy 3:3, 8; Titus 1:7)…though if you've gotta take a couple sips of wine, that's cool (1 Timothy 5:23). Hey, it's medicinal! We're guessing he'd be telling you to just say no to drugs, too. The Pastor's not much fun on the weekends, but he is safe for the whole family.