Rhinoceros Wisdom and Knowledge Quotes

How we cite our quotes: Act.Scene.Line

Quote #1

LOGICIAN: I’m going to explain to you what a syllogism is. (1.1.344-345)

We’re sure you’re often sitting around hoping someone will just come explain syllogisms to you. That’s what the Logician thinks, anyway. He spends his limited time in the play simply spouting his knowledge to all those around, and they respect him, because, well, he’s a logician. The great thing about this character, though, is that the knowledge he passes on plays right into the absurdity of the world around him. His syllogism proves nothing, betters no one, and has no real effect on the listeners. His knowledge, like much of the life of this small French town, is empty.

Quote #2

JEAN: There are certain things which enter the minds of even people without one. (1.1.429-430)

Even stupid people think about things, even if they don’t realize they’re thinking them. That’s pretty much what Jean is saying here, and he’s saying it to Berenger, so we get a sense he’s hinting his friend doesn’t have too much going on between the ears. Just one more thing Jean gets to hold over Berenger.

Quote #3

JEAN: Then kindly explain why it’s impossible, as you seem to imagine you can explain everything. (1.1.434-435)

Burn! With this zinger (don’t get into a debate with Jean), we get another of those short little lines where Ionesco still manages to pack in tons of good stuff. The key is the word “imagine.” This is Jean’s way of calling Berenger stupid again without coming out and saying it. He’s suggesting that Berenger can only imagine that he actually knows things, because in reality, he knows absolutely nothing.

Quote #4

LOGICIAN: The cat has four paws. Isidore and Fricot both have four paws. Therefore Isidore and Fricot are cats.

OLD GENTLEMAN: My dog has got four paws.

LOGICAN: Then it’s a cat.

Yes, this is that definition of syllogism we were waiting for. The Logician follows all the logical rules of constructing a syllogism: A is true, and B is true, so A is B. His conclusion could be called flawed at the very least. This is a great example of how knowledge can, at times, get you absolutely nothing, and stand at direct odds with common sense. Or maybe the Logician is merely demonstrating that the idea of “cats” and “dogs” is completely arbitrary, and therefore neither has any real meaning. And if cats are in fact dogs, can we really know if anything is what we think and say it is? That, friends, is traveling down the philosophical rabbit hole.

Quote #5

OLD GENTLEMAN: Logic is a beautiful thing.

LOGICIAN: As long as it is not abused. (1.1.542-544)

LOGICIAN: There is a very strong possibility that the Logician is the biggest culprit of logic abuse in this play. Just keep that in mind when you’re reading him discuss his theories.

Quote #6

LOGICIAN: Come on, exercise your mind. Concentrate! (1.1.621)

Just as Jean believes one’s will power can be kicked into gear by yelling, so believes the Logician about the mind. Sure, we all need to work our brains out, but this guy treats others like they’re on some horrible treadmill of mental torture when they can’t figure something out immediately.

Quote #7

JEAN: By visiting museums, reading literary periodicals, going to lectures. That’ll solve your troubles, it will develop your mind. In four weeks you’ll be a cultured man. (1.1.677-680)

You have a headache, do you? Well, take two of these bits of advice twice a day and you’ll be just fine. Jean treats the gaining of knowledge and wisdom like a prescription. He has it down to how many weeks it takes to become “cultured.” This is a man who believes that the way he does things is the only way they should be done. He cannot accept that Berenger could actually be wiser than he is, because Berenger doesn’t go to museums and plays. And what’s wisdom if not that?

Quote #8

BERENGER: He’s always making fantastic statements! Always trying to dazzle people with his knowledge. (1.2.1059-1060)

We’ve got nothing against raising your hand in class and giving the answer. In fact, we encourage it. However, there are those people who spout off bits of trivia just to try to prove how smart they are or just to hear themselves talk. That’s how Berenger sees Jean. And at this point, we wouldn’t really argue with him.

Quote #9

LOGICIAN: Professional logician. My card. (1.1.1088)

There is something beautiful about the world of this play. It’s a world where “being smart” can be your full time job. You just need to have business cards made and talk about stuff that other people don’t really understand.

Quote #10

BOTARD: All you get at the universities are effete intellectuals with no practical knowledge of life. (2.1.185-186)

We know Botard doesn’t trust anyone, but he’s actually bringing up an ongoing debate about the idea of knowledge here. It’s the age-old “book smarts vs. street smarts” argument. Are you knowledgeable because you have learned a lot from books and lectures or are you knowledgeable if you understand the world around you and can navigate it successfully? Maybe you need a little of both like in Good Will Hunting to be really smart. Either way, you can probably guess that Botard is overestimating his abilities in both arenas.