A Walk in the Woods Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around A Walk in the Woods? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "It's just that sometimes all I see ahead of me is TV dinners—a sort of endless line of them dancing towards me"?


Bill Bryson
Stephen Katz
Mrs. Bryson
The Dude
Q. Who says, "Don't you ever, ever, spoil a piece of pie for me again"?


Bill Bryson
Stephen Katz
Chicken Joe
Paula Deen
Q. Who says, "So what's your star sign"?


Mrs. Bryson
Rayette
Mary Ellen
Miss Cleo
Q. Who says, "And my name's Bernard, by the way"?


Chicken Joe
Bernie Madoff
Beulah's husband
Benton MacKaye
Q. Who says, "But it's the X-Files on Friday. I just bought cream soda"?


Mulder
Mary Ellen
Bill Bryson
Stephen Katz