What Not to do in a Conclusion

are you gonna land this thing Oh harder harder Here

are a few things you should absolutely not do to

keep your essay from crashing and burning at the last

second so don't simply restate your thesis Your paper should

have been a journey you should be re exploring your

thesis if you simply cut and pasted from your intro

your teacher is going to cut and paste you We're

not sure exactly what that means but it won't be

pleasant Don't try it Don't bring up anything new in

the conclusion If you remember a hilarious louis ck routine

that would fit perfectly with your essay go back and

put it in your essay don't put it in the

conclusion all that's going to do is leave your reader

wanting more and in the wrong way in the my

roommate ate all but one of the cookies kind of

way it is also remember that you don't need to

come up with a definitive answer is just an essay

you're not trying to solve the world's problems If you

try to tell people exactly what to think tired mr

prez you're just going to make them that instead show

them what conclusion you came to but leave the door

open for them to argue with You don't end with

a quote from someone else Your reader has stuck with

your essay until the end They want to know what

you think not what some other dope has to say

way say other dope We weren't implying that you're a

dope not on last You end up with a quote

from someone else and you're totally a dope Finally transitions

are great We love transitions almost as much love ice

cream sandwiches but as with ice cream sandwiches i don't

want to overdo it Your transition shouldn't be the tired

old in conclusion or similar make it snappy Here's a

quick recap of what not to do in your conclusion

don't restate your thesis Don't bring up anything new don't

come up with a definitive answer to life's problems don't

end with a quote from someone else Don't use cliche

transitions In conclusion there are many things you should not

do to keep your essay from crashing and burning at

the last second By working to decrease meat consumption and

redirecting corn production of countries in need of food world

hunger will be solved As dorothy parker said A little

bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika there

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