You've been assigned to hunt down the only sloth ever seen in the wilds of Los Angeles. It's pretty slow going.
You work for the federal government making recommendations about water in the Great Lakes. Your main endorsement is that there's a lot of it.
You're Assistant Conservation Agent in Jellystone National Park. You finally get the joke when your boss starts calling you "Boo-Boo."
You've discovered how to recycle plastic shopping bags into baby diapers and the used diapers into duvet covers. Bed Bath & Beyond goes out of business and the coupons pile up.
You're head of the EPA. Booyah.