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Conservationist

Bell Curve

1
5%

You've been assigned to hunt down the only sloth ever seen in the wilds of Los Angeles. It's pretty slow going.

2
25%

You work for the federal government making recommendations about water in the Great Lakes. Your main endorsement is that there's a lot of it.

3
50%

You're Assistant Conservation Agent in Jellystone National Park. You finally get the joke when your boss starts calling you "Boo-Boo."

4
75%

You've discovered how to recycle plastic shopping bags into baby diapers and the used diapers into duvet covers. Bed Bath & Beyond goes out of business and the coupons pile up.

5
95%

You're head of the EPA. Booyah.

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