Power

If you've ever seen the way people flock to the dance floor when the hottest dance track of the summer comes on, you might have thought, "Wouldn't it be cool to have that kind of power?"

It's kind of the same thing with dolphin training. Whoa, hold up. Hear us out. As a dolphin trainer, you're not offering up sick beats as enticement. But you are using hand signals, whistles, food, toys, and attention to encourage another living thing to jump in the air and hit its nose against a rubber ball...that, friends, is power.

Sadly, though, your power is finite. As a dolphin trainer, you're likely working for a park, aquarium, or some other such high-powered, bureaucratic company with a greater investment in making money than in the welfare of its animals. Be prepared to fight through a lot of red tape. You're gonna need a machete to get through it.