If you don't want to spend your 30s paying for pizza with the change you find between your couch cushions, we suggest you avoid the anthropology major.

In this major, you'll study the present and past of human history, and immerse yourself in the science of humankind itself. Hopefully, that'll help you explain the nature of your debt when the collections agents call. The median salary for recent grads is a measly $28,000 per year and anthropology grads are 2.1 times more likely to end up working in retail than the average college grad (source). 

A high debt to earnings ratio makes this major an equity fail.