How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Quote #4
SLOANE: What could happen to it? It's in a garage.
CAMERON: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong... a pigeon could s*** on it! Who knows?
Just how toxic does Cameron think pigeon poop is? He's so afraid to take chances that he musters up a litany of excuses (some more legit than others) for why they shouldn't leave the car in the seemingly normal, well populated parking garage.
Quote #5
GARAGE ATTENDANT: You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional.
CAMERON: A professional what?
Cameron's skepticism is not only funny here, it's justified. As Cameron, Ferris, and Sloane will later learn, this parking garage attendant is not to be trusted.
Quote #6
FERRIS: I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it. That used to worry me. Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. His home life is really twisted. That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him. He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pray for a disease, too. The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything. Can you appreciate what it must've been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear.
Dr. Bueller dives deep into Cameron's psyche and digs up some interesting, heartrending stuff that reveals a lot about why Cameron's such an insecure cat.