Khnum's Conversations

Khnum's Conversations

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Sheep

Baaa!

Khnum

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Ramesses II

Hey man, can you speak sheep? I was trying to chat with a ram the other day and I could use some pointers.

Khnum

You bet I can. Come over to my temple at Aswan next week and we'll start our lessons.

Ramesses II

Great. Now I don't have to get Rosetta Stone for Sheep.

Ra

Hey, would you mind helping me travel across the underworld again tonight? You were really good yesterday.

Khnum

Not again! Ra, we do this every day. I'm so tired. Can't I just sleep one of these nights?

Ra

Pleaassssseeeeee. I'll command the pharaohs to worship you even more if you do this for me.

Khnum

Fine. But I also want free beer for the next thousand years!

Ra

Done.

Satis

Hola, sexy. Wanna come over tonight?

Neith

He's mine, not yours.

Ra

In actuality, girls, he's everyone's. After all, he created everybody.

Hathor

threw a mud brick at Khnum.

Imhotep

Thanks again for helping us solve the drought crisis.

Khnum

Yep. Your mortal minds were getting pretty dried up and out of ideas. Get it?

Imhotep

Yeah, I do. Don't forget that I'm a builder, too. I helped my pharaoh build a spectacular pyramid.

Khnum

Yeah, but did you create the human race out of clay? Huh? Didja?

Imhotep

All right. You win!

Khnum

I'm having a builder's block. I can't think of what to make on my pottery wheel next. Any ideas?

Ra

How about some more people to worship the gods?

Khnum

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Hatshepsut

Hey, K-Town, you did a great job on creating me. I think I'm the best pharaoh ever!

Senenmut

likes this.

Thutmose III

Not so fast, auntie! I'm right on your heels as the heir to the throne and, let me tell you, I've got a trick or two up my sleeves.

Khnum

is playing World of Warcraft while chilling under the pyramids.

Hathor

I napped there last week. Good spot.

Hapi

Bro, I think we might need a lot of help when we make the Nile flood this year. It's been a dry couple of months.

Khnum

When we do make it flood, let's create a waterpark! You know, Six Flags or something.

Hapi

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Athena

I challenge you to a pottery-off! Let's see who can create the most beautiful object.

Khnum

Uh, I created people. That's pretty miraculous.

Athena

But people aren't necessarily beautiful. Just sayin'.

Khnum

Fair. All right. 7:00PM next Friday, the Acropolis of Athens. It's on!

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