The Monstrumologist Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Monstrumologist? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "Lying is the worst kind of buffoonery"?


Pinocchio
Dr. John Kearns
Dr. Pellinore Warthrop
President Bill Clinton
Q. Who says, "The only truth is the truth of the now. 'There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.' There is no morality, is there, Jeremiah, but the morality of the moment"?


Dr. Kearns
Reverend Stinnet
Dr. Starr
Will Henry
Q. Who says, "My area of expertise is held in no greater regard than yours. I do not mean to mock or ridicule your life's work, for in one way at least it mimics my own: We have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of phantoms. The difference is the nature of those phantoms. Mine exist between other men's ears; yours live solely between your own"?


Dr. Egon Spengler
Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Warthrop
Dr. Starr
Q. Who says, "Is it true the clothes make the man? For now I do feel fifty years younger—by Jehoshaphat I do"?


Erasmus Gray
Dr. Kearns
Mrs. Bratton
Captain Varner
Q. Who says, "I may be avaricious, but I am not completely corrupt"?


Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns
Scrooge McDuck
Dr. Starr
Dr. Kearns