To a Waterfowl Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this poem?

G

We are incredibly, deeply, profoundly saddened to report that this poem has about as much sex as a Disney movie. Okay, even some Disney movies get a little risqué, so let's say it has about as much sex as your common stove's operating manual, which is to say none at all. It's about one guy watching a bird fly, and about how that bird's flight symbolizes the existence of some spiritual power motivating and directing the universe. Yep, that's pretty philosophical, but sexy it just isn't.