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PBIS: Don't Be a Jerk
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Dear 23B, Life is hard enough as it is, so stop being such a jerk, or we’ll throw airline peanuts at you. ...Oh. Is that not a nice thing to...

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PBIS: Cooperation
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PBIS: Cooperation with Friends
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You’re hanging with your pals and you just can’t decide...Star Wars, or My Little Pony? So you ask if everyone can cooperate and make a new sho...

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PBIS: Respecting Yourself 229 Views


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Take a page from Mulan's book and be true to your heart. Whether you're up against bullies or a huge band of invading marauders (let's hope it's just bullies), respecting yourself and who you are generally works out for the best.

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00:04

Respecting Yourself...a la Shmoop Mortimer Poindexter the third. [Mortimer stood beside a school bus]

00:09

This kid is ONE OF A KIND.

00:11

Glasses with lenses so thick you could serve filets on ‘em. Hair that doesn’t look

00:16

like it’s been washed since shampoo was invented. A wardrobe obviously selected by

00:21

his mother, bad acne, a bow-legged gait and a lisp to boot.

00:26

He must be absolutely miserable. Poor guy.

00:28

Especially since Mike Hikesalot, the star quarterback with an IQ that he wears [Mike hiking]

00:33

on his jersey, makes it his business to torture Mortimer daily.

00:37

Why does he do it? Eh, who knows? Maybe his parents didn’t compliment him enough when [young boy at the beach with parents]

00:41

he was little. Maybe it makes him feel better about himself to make others feel like dirt.

00:46

Whatever the no-good reason…the fact is that he does do whatever he can to keep a

00:49

geek down…

00:50

And yet…

00:51

For some reason, Mortimer always seems…happy. [Mike points to Mortimer and Mortimer smiles]

00:55

The outer, superficial stuff doesn’t seem to bother him somehow. Even Mike’s insults

01:00

tend to roll right off his back, since they don't bother him at all…

01:03

How is that possible? Well…it’s possible because Mortimer respects

01:07

himself. He respects the fact that he works and studies hard, and earns all those A’s [Mortimer studying]

01:12

that always litter his report cards.

01:14

He respects the fact that he has a kind and loving family, who have instilled in him the

01:18

values of honesty, generosity and integrity, which he exhibits in all aspects of his life. [Mortimer stood with his family]

01:23

He respects his determination to make the most of himself, and not to let jerks like

01:27

Mike Hikesalot bring him down. And here’s the thing…he’s not in denial.

01:32

He’s set on achieving the vision he has for his own life, and as long as he stays on that path, there’s [Mortimer reading books]

01:37

no reason for him not to respect himself. So okay… he puts up with Mike’s ribbing…

01:42

literally, on occasion….

01:43

…for four years of high school. Then he’s out. Mike is no longer a part of his life. [Mike and Mortimer graduating]

01:47

Good riddance.

01:49

Mortimer takes those stellar grades of his and uses them to get into a top-notch university…

01:54

majors in bioengineering…and contributes to advancements in related technology that

01:58

eventually result in his lab finding the cure for cancer.

02:02

Um…Mike WHO? So yeah…now Mortimer’s winning all kinds [Mike working at a construction site]

02:08

of awards, has earned global recognition, is saving millions of lives, and is just as

02:12

down-to-earth and kind-hearted as ever.

02:14

In other words, he’s pretty much carved out the perfect life for himself…not because [Knife carves out the word perfect in a pumpkin]

02:17

he surrounded himself with a bunch of shallow friends or was ever deigned “cool” by anyone…

02:22

…but because he succeeded in everything he did by remaining true to his purpose, and

02:26

by respecting himself. Yeah, it worked.

02:30

One day Mortimer runs into Mike at the airport. [An airplane waiting at the terminal]

02:32

Mortimer’s on his way to Sweden to pick up another Nobel Prize.

02:35

Mike’s misplaced priorities have caught up with him.

02:38

He’s no longer considered “cool” by anyone.

02:40

Because when you’re 45 years old, you haven’t been able to make a marriage work, you haven’t

02:44

been able to hold down a good job and no one who meets you thinks much of you…

02:48

that’s not really considered… cool. Mike still has better skin than Mortimer.

02:52

He dresses a little better. And yeah…he can still throw a football.

02:55

But none of that stuff really matters.

02:57

And that hits Mike…just as he’s about to make some joke about Mortimer’s hair…

03:01

…and then realizes who it is.

03:03

And realizes that he owes that “geek” his life… since he helped him beat cancer last year.

03:08

Mike somehow refrains from insulting the long-time object of his torment. [Mike and Mortimer stood together]

03:12

Now that’s some mad respect.

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