Glory

 
No power, no iPad...what do we do now? (Source)

Once upon a time, not so long ago, TinyTown was struggling with rolling brownouts and blackouts. The good citizens of TinyTown couldn't light their homes, power their gas stoves, or—gasp—even charge their iPads. But then you came along, with your EGS technological know-how and low-cost, low-risk drilling exploration plan.

Now TinyTown has a binary power plant and more fully charged iPads than they know what to do with. Does the town smell like rotten eggs from all the hydrogen sulfide polluting the air? Sure it does. And have there been a series of small tremors and quakes from all the seismic activity? Sure there have. But none of that matters as long as you can play Angry Birds and stream Netflix.